Next time your girlfriend tries to make you watch Dancing With The Stars, for the love of god, watch it. Seriously. Watch it.

After Googling Argentina babes, I stumbled across a video of their version of Dancing With The Stars, and let me tell you friends, it’s like porn. Seriously.

I found a video where a girl strips down to a thong, her partner stimulates eating her out, she pretends to orgasm, then he rips of her bikini top and starts sucking her tits.

I’m not even kidding.

It seems like porn is always better when it’s being shown somewhere it shouldn’t be. Like, let’s say… National TV?

Every dance I can find from that show is like that. There aren’t people like Nancy Grace and Kirstie Alley on it– they have actually smokin hot girls with amazing bodies.

Can we have an appreciation post for Argentina? Because clearly, their reality shows are better then ours…